Pink pink pink pink pink
A former colleague of mine had a poster above her desk that readEat a live toad for breakfastAnd nothing worse will happen to youFor the rest of the day
and it had a smug-looking cartoon toad at one side.
Today I discovered a corollary.Tip a litre of just-made banana-strawberry-yogurt smoothieOnto yourself and the kitchen floorAnd the toad starts to look pretty appetizing.
Here, have some music while I get this stuff out from some important little places.
